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This really cleared up my beard dandruff. I use it daily. It smells good and lathers nicely. I’m on my second bottle.
Sit and prepare thine mind, body, and soul for a tale of an unencumbered metamorphosis so unimaginable, that your trials and tribulations will seem as insignificant as a coward among thieves.
Incorrigible. Putrid. Revolting. These words describe the condition that my once prized beard had undertaken. My existence had become one of utter despair. My face was adorned with curly, mangled, knotted hairs that sat atop volcanic, itching welts. What was not covered with welts was stricken with grotesque flakes the reminiscent of serpent scales that would cascade downward, rapidly accumulating on any nearby surface, like the fierce winter snow that transforms the landscape into an uninhabitable tundra after the year's harvest. Banished by my countrymen, shunned by friend and foe alike, I was forced to scavenge for what little sustenance I could sift out of discarded, rancid carcasses and unwanted scraps not fit for man or beast. Even the most unsavory, historically ravaged harlots, despite their revolting appearances and notably infectious ailments, would rather gouge their eyes than expose their subhuman undercarriages in my wretched presence. Even the prospect of becoming a second banana to these beastly women was unattainable.
I sought help from several renowned alchemists and sorcerers for my much needed relief. Each produced tinctures and elixirs with grand promises to improve my hellish condition. Each failure of these so-called miracles were only succeeded by another. My only recourse was to turn my steel against myself, thus removing my cursed body from this world. Reluctant, defeated, but determined, I traveled to a distant land, ensuring my condition would not spread, to do myself in.
Just as the cold, honest steel began to pierce my quivering, horrid flesh, and apparition appeared. In a bellowing, concussing echo, it commanded that I seek out the knowledge of the wizards at One DTQ. He seemed to speak in the most peculiar riddles, “Just pump as much as needed into one hand, rub both your hands together and rub into your beard.” Shaken, confused, and somewhat delirious, I complied.
Long in the tooth, and smelling of myrrh and hashish, these wizards, whose hospitality was exceeded only by their skill, produced for me a potion not of this world. The precious amber vial was inscribed with language usually reserved for the gods. It read the sacred words: “Medicine man anti-itch beard oil.” The moment this fragrant concoction was applied to my unforgiving, mangled face, my fortune began to change. Like spinning straw into gold, my, once kinked, curly, course hairs were straightened, loosened, and softened. Beams of ethereal light emanated from my beard, making short the precarious venture back home. Beasts and demons, standing aghast, made way for my triumphant return.
I returned home at daybreak and could hear the regaling comments of men and women alike. Mesmerized by the beauty, smell, and tidiness of my mane, they instinctively kneeled at my feet and begged for me to speak of my triumphs and travels. Reluctant at first, still holding a grudge, I spread the word of the Wizards of One DTQ and their majestic, noble deeds. All were awestruck with my tales of gallantry, and conquest. Like ripened grain kissed by the sun, women of the night, and of fortune basked humbly in my radiance, and lustfully demanded my attention. I had returned as a King among men.
Know ye that there is a solution to your bearded woes and have faith that the potent elixir you seek does indeed exist, and can be yours, and apparently is dispensed by a pump.
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Arrived quickly and will be a great gift.
2016 was the year I decided to grow out my beard. And not just a little, I mean *really* grow it out. With a fuller beard came all kinds of issues I'd never had before. First, I have psoriasis which is under control via medication, but I still had some patches of dry skin that form on my chin, under my beard that remained stubborn. Second, I wanted a softer beard.
I started using this beard oil about a week ago. I work it into my beard at least once daily. The scent is masculine but not so much so that it overpowers any other scents you might be wearing. It is a perfect consistency and works itself into my beard quickly and doesn't leave my hands super-oily requiring me to spend a bunch of time cleaning it off them.
After just two days, the dry skin/dandruff in my beard was mostly gone, and on day three I couldn't find any. My girlfriend really likes the scent and has commented that my beard does feel softer to the touch and against her face.
My only real "complaint," and it is a very minor one, is the dispenser. This bottle has a button dispenser similar to hand-soap bottles. I find it hard to control the amount dispensed, as well as control where the product ends up in my hand. If I press too hard, it shoots oil across the whole palm of my hand. I prefer the pipette bulb applicators, they give more control in counting the "drops" of product and placement as well. But like I said this is minor, because once the product is in my hand, I rub it all around anyway. It's moot.
Overall, I'm very pleased with this product. I'll update my review if it stops working or gets vastly better. :) I did receive this product at a discounted price in exchange for my honest review. I was free to be as critical as I wanted and I received no monetary compensation.
Feature Product
- HELPS RELIEVE BEARD ITCH - Medicine Man's Itchy Beard Oil, conditioner & moisturizer powered by healing Castor Seed Oil
- STIMULATES BEARD GROWTH - Has Burdock Root Oil known to strengthen & promote natural hair growth
- HELPS CONTROL BEARD DANDRUFF - Rich in Vitamin E - Nourishes damaged follicles & patchy beards - good for beard growth
- 100% NATURAL & ORGANIC BEARD OIL - Fast absorbing moisturizer - Leaves beard soft & manageable
- From the Makers of Medicine Man's Itchy Beard Wash
Description
Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil 2 Fl Oz - This earthy beard oil is simply the best beard oil to help stop beard itch, beard dandruff, patchy beard growth and red patches under your beard. It contains Burdock Root Oil, long known by those well versed in natural healing to deliver relief to those suffering from itchiness, dryness and redness of skin. Modern studies indicate that Burdock Root Oil helps with beard growth as well. It is rich in phytosterols, essential fatty acids and nutrients required for both healthy skin and natural hair growth. Infused with Rosemary and Lavender essential oils, this earthy scented beard oil is grounding and calming. Use freely, Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil is %100 natural and organic and contains no chemicals. Best applied when your beard is still damp. Towel dry after washing with a good beard wash (we recommend Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Wash for those suffering from itchiness, dryness and flakiness) and pump once or more, as needed, into one palm, rub palms together and massage deeply into your beard and face. This beard oil helps beard growth and is a natural and effective beard conditioner for every bearded man who wants healthy, full and well groomed whiskers. Your beard and facial skin need nutritional support just like your body. Your strands and skin crave the best beard oil to stay conditioned and moisturized just like your body craves healthy oils in your diet. We designed Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil do just that for you - to keep your facial hair and skin free from dryness, itchiness and patchiness.
this stuff is great!! it has a nice light clean scent to it. my husband loves it and it absolutely stops the itch and flaking. i am a bit confused with the Indian on the front being that native people dont really grow facial or body hair for that matter, but whatever. it works and its great! i received a discount on my bottle
My husband uses this product daily and he never complains about itching or irritation at all it has greatly improved his skin. He enjoys wearing facial hair now because of this product
This is some pretty good stuff. The aroma is masculine but not overwhelming, and it took card of my beard dandruff after a few applications. Should last me more than a year, since I use 2-3 drops at a time.
Great oil. The smell is not overpowering, but strong enough to smell. The pump application is a welcome sight!
I used to have an itchy beard. Started using this, no more itchy beard. What more can I say?
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